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"AHAHAH! Her er lige lidt nyt fra My life is Twilight! "

Today, I looked up the weather in Forks and I saw that it was 46 degrees...and I wondered how Edward felt at school today. MLIT

The other day in Biology, were we working with microscopes. Suddenly feeling very goofy, I pushed the microscope to my lab partner and said, in my best Edward Cullen impression, "Hello, I'm sorry I haven't formally introduced myself. My name is Edward Cullen, and I think that's prophase." MLIT.

Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT.  

Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. MLIT

Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT  

Was I the only one who ever wondered what it must have been like for Edward during Bella's 'time of the month'. Maybe I'm reading into this story a little too much... MLIT

Today, I realized I am attracted to Taylor Lautner. I'm a guy. MLIT

I printed out a picture of Jasper and taped it to a giant bottle of headache medicine in my house. The bottle now reads: "Headache? Why don't you take some Jaspirin?" MLIT

Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT 

The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out. MLIT

Today, my ex-boyfriend threw my Twilight book across the room. He was still my boyfriend before that. MLIT