OH MY GOD! MLIT..

Nu det søndag, og jeg er faktisk nogenlunde rask.. Det var VIILDT hyggeligt at skype med dig i går Madia, det redder ligesom lige alt!

Og hold kæft hvor de væsner, der kaldes drenge, bare kan være nogle ... fjolser! Vi må lige snakkes ved igen!

Okay, her i går aftes inden min bror skulle på A-bar, skulle han lige vise mig noget morsomt.. Så regner jeg med det samme med, at der kommer et eller andet KEDELIGT noget, men OMFG.. Jeg har ikk grint så meget i så lang tid.. Han viste mig en side; "MylifeisTwilight", hvor FULDSTÆNDIG besatte teenage-tøser, drenge og VOKSNE skriver blogs.. Det værste er, at de mener det for real, og tror de er med i Twilight..

I must say; Twilight er en fantastisk fortælling, og ja, man bliver da hooked, men HELT ærlig.. Tjek det ud!

"Today was my best friend's birthday. I called her at 7 in the morning and said "How old are you?" She said, "Seventeen." I then asked "How long have you been seventeen?" She then said "Seven hours." Best birthday wake up call ever. MLIT"

"I can't wait for my senior year prom because I'm going to have the best date ever. Who might that be? My Edward Stand up poster of course! MLIT"

"This past november, my friend (Who's nicknamed Bella) and I were planning on going to see Twilight: New Moon together, because I'm Native American and nicknamed "Jakey." (My car is a red truck from 1963). She went with her boyfriend instead. I found out later he drives a silver Volvo. MLIT."

"Today I was in Bath and Body works when I came upon an entire section devoted to products called "Twilight Woods." I bought one of everything. I figure Edward will feel more at home. MLIT."

"In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT"

"Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT"

"Yesterday I was at a farm, and there were a bunch of lambs in a group playing. I noticed one lamb was all alone in the corner so I went over to her and said "Don't worry, you'll find your lion someday"."

"The other day I realized there is a kid in my school named Jacob and another named Edward, and I've been secretly goading them into fighting the death by slipping notes in their lockers and claiming that both have openly admitted to grevious hate crimes. My life is soon to be twilight. MLIT"

"Last night when I was walking home from the bar because I am a maritime lawyer I accidentally tripped down the stairs and this guy caught me. His name was Edward. We talked for a while and he asked me how old I was. I said 24 and he replied, "How long have you been 24?" We're going on a date. MLIT."

- Annso, med mere kage! :b <3